so a couple of days ago i realized who’s going to be a the birthday boy so happy birthday ocelot you’re not a real person but you’re still cool and weird
everything’s an armistice on birthdays because big boss is VERY INTENSE about birthdays
oh mY GOD LOOK AT JOY AND SORROW
AND ZERO IM CHOKING ON LAUGHTER
who dat? who dat?
I’m going to need a nughtlight